stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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