google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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