Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
be right there i have to get my cape
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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