Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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