Dual....:-)
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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