Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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