So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You have to summon your inner elephant
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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