her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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