you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
