You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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