I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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