He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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