a queef is a wish your heart makes.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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