Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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