Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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