Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
it's great music for shaving your balls
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
