he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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