North Korea, Best Korea!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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