Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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