What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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