you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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