I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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