I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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