in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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