who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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