Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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