I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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