JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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