he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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