Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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