Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
we're making bets on your personal life
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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