I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Randomize
