If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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