Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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