4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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