I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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