i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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