yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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