i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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