Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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