the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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