I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm drive I can fine osifer
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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