i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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