Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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