How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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