There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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