Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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