the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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