Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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