Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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